everythingjuzzy earned the Enthusiast Award on May 12 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
everythingjuzzy earned the Sense of Humor Award on Oct 26 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.
everythingjuzzy earned the Rebel Alliance Award on Sep 23 due to their love for Star Wars! Unrelated, but important: Han shot first. Never forget that.
Be a liberal! Wear your heart on your sleeve about it! We are taking notes and your name will be entered on the blacklist as soon as McCarthyism comes back in style.
Your going to have to check a lot of facts for this one. That ungrammatical "Your" at the beginning of the sentence is really killing you, isn't it? Good - that's the right attitude.