21 Thoughts You Have While Watching Gran Hotel

Damn it Belén!

1. Alright so this Julio character is pretty easy on the eyes.

Julio: "Hola"

You: *swoons*

2. Gosh he's so freakin' devoted to Alicia. It's adorable. #swoon #bae

3. I don't think I knew what kissing was until this moment.

4. I mean hot damn and Dios mío to you, sir!

Lolz. Maite is so me right now. #relatable #leftout

5. Literally do Julio and Alicia ever have one moment together that isn't oozing with sexual tension?

I mean I'm not complaining...I'm just worried for their health you know?

6. Look at her checkin' dat ass.

#thatleanthough

7. Okay Julio and Andrés are friendship #goals.

8. Speaking of Andrés, how the hell is he so nice?

*hugs*

9. I mean just look at this worry face he does every time Julio gets ideas.

He's fully aware he'll be picking up the pieces later.

10. Andrés's only downfall is his naive ability to trust this nasty piece of work.

I'm looking at you Belén. You uncultured swine. Keep your murderous plots and lips to yourself.

11. Speaking of which do not accept gifts from Belén. She is 100% trying to kill you.

Bitch can't be trusted.

12. Your thoughts on Doña Teresa are that she's a twisted helicopter mom, but she occasionally drops some sassy truth bombs that are much appreciated.

#damnitJavier

13. Speaking of Javier, this guy is the exact replica of everyone's younger brother.

Hermano causes all the trouble, miraculously charms his way out of it, and you still somehow manage to love him.

14. This response to Javier's sudden desire to follow the path of righteousness basically explains it all.

Utmost concern for unnatural behavior.

15. Watch your backs ladies of Spain.

Bro has literally escaped death on multiple occasions. Although who hasn't on this show? #realtalk

16. Pretty sure this guy is the only one doing his actual job around here.

Seriously how would this hotel function without #Mateo ? On the downside he literally is a total pushover.

17. Used to think this guy was just doing his job didn't you?

#cuchillodeoro

18. Don't even get me started on this hijo de puta.

Diego is literally the worst, and he clearly has psychological issues that have been ignored for far too long.

19. These clowns certainly aren't doing anything about it.

Lolz! JK! Love y'all! Keep melodramatically solving crimes!

20. Wait a minute...is Julio dressed as a nun?

This is the best moment of my existence.

21. I will literally never quit watching this show.