9 Problems Only Guys Who Can’t Grow Beards Will Understand

I got 9 problems but a beard ain’t one.

1. “Hi, my name is ______, and I can’t grow a beard.”

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Welcome to our support group. We understand your pain.

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2. 1) The biggest problem is the Internet - and everyone you know - glorifies beards.

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Basically every BuzzFeed article about facial hair in existence.

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3. 2) You feel like you’re the only guy you know who can’t grow one.

*brb crying forever alone*

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4. 3) Because you’re a long term sufferer of Eternal Boy Face Syndrome.

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With no beard to catch your tears.

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5. 4) You only care because people say that facial hair determines if you’re hot or not.

Case in point: this is Jamie Dornan when he’s hot..

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…and here, he is apparently not.

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7. 5) Your buddies give you a hard time for being follically challenged.

Outta. My. Face.

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8. 6) So you secretly dream of growing one.

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You’re convinced that you would look absolutely majestic.

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9. 7) Because you think that girls and/or boys will respect and pay more attention to you.

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Even if you don’t shave, you still look like the last panel.

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10. 8) Movember.

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Ugh. It’s rough.

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11. 9) But even though the struggle is real, be confident in the fact that your shining, beautiful face is always on display.

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