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Keep your boys fresh…all day, every day! Sweaty balls are a thing of the past.

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WOOHOO! New Christina Aguilera

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Madonna's Bastard Son is Back!

The Pope is up in flames over this!
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Betty Is My Homegirl

…you know. From back in the day in the Marcy projects. What what….
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Gayer 'A Single Man' Trailer on ethansays.com ›

Just a little clip to bring a little more gayness to the previously de-gayed 'A Single Man' trailer.

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Manhunt Tally's Penis Sizes - by State! on ethansays.com ›

..and according to their site, Alaskan boys have the smallest penises with an average size of only 6.34 - which maybe explains why Levi Johnston will not reveal all in his “nude” spread. Mind you…these are GAY penis sizes.

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New 'New Moon' Trailer on ethansays.com ›

A grown-up Dakota Fanning flashes her crimson eyes in this new 'New Moon' trailer. R-Pat makes his shirtless appearance, as does Taylor Lautner (but not as prominently).

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Robbie Williams Releases 'Bodies' In A Widget on ethansays.com ›

Robbie Williams released the video to his new single 'Bodies' in an irritating 'buy-my-single-now' widget.

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'Real World's' Scott Herman Bares It for Undergear

MTV 'Real World's' Scott Herman Shows off his firm fitness model butt for Undergear's Fall campaign. But what does he say at the 51 sec mark? He likes to 'what' when he runs? Fart? CLICK HERE for the pics!
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Here's your first look at some of the concept art for Tim Burton's take on Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland, a Disney film due in theaters March 5, 2010. As you can see, the artwork has Burton's dark and twisted style infused throughout.

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