1. People are so much worse than your cat.
2. Filling out the "About Me" section is your absolute worst nightmare.
"I like Netflix and wearing Crocs. What more do you wanna know?"
3. You always meet people who ruin your favorite books for you.
4. You will never be matched with pizza.
5. But you will be matched with this asshole.
6. You don't know how to have an actual conversation with another human being.
7. When you see someone you like you get weird.
8. Getting a phone number is tricky because you have to, you know, ask for it.
9. Flirting is rough, especially if they're just as bad at it as you are.
10. Going out to dinner is weird because, once again, you don't know how to have an actual conversation with another human being.
11. Like, seriously.
12. Holidays are the worst because they go out of their way for you and you're like, "Here's a card."
13. Kissing is never as great as you expect it to be.
14. And sex is just...ehh.
15. It doesn't help that your parents are extremely vocal about the fact that you need to get married.
16. But you know that means you'll have to share your comforter with someone else — and that's just not an option.
