You’re vile. GTFO.

While I agree that many of these are ridiculous (really with the energy drink, beer and wine?) some of these are just like…whatever. I would beg my dad to get a pink wheelbarrow if we needed one and I am sure he would agree to it AND USE IT if we still had a yard that needed that sort of thing. Really, is it better than an obnoxious ass florescent orange one? #12 says is compared to http://www.hearos.com/sleepprettyinpink/, so really why wouldn’t you show that product…? #15 is strawberry cream liqueur, what color do you suggest they market it as? Lime green? Grey?  GTFO this article is ridic.

These are always beautiful, but I think I would have to eat 4 to be full. Oink, oink.

So wonderful. Crying, so much crying. Let me go hug my pup.

I don’t think you know the definition of logical.

“I just want to have my moment in the sun. What comes after is, live a good life. I view this as a facilitator. It makes me happy. It makes me confident. The longer I live, the less racial overtones will hang over it.” Tell me how that works out when you have kids and they look like little strangers… Good luck.

You are all different and you’re all being laughed at.

Oh man…oh no! You’re right. Damn you, ICP, Juggalos, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent! Sorry, world. D:

LOL #14! My mom figured I was about ready to be potty trained when I would go hide to do my bathroom thing and then tell her I was done. She bought me Care Bear underwear and told me that they would bite my butt if I peed or pooped on them. I totally believed her and recall scrambling to the bathroom for fear they’d nibble on my behind.

Grandmas, please all come live with me. I love you. How beautiful are they all, right? Grandma’s=magic.