Well, I’m gay and I wouldn’t wear any of this ugly shite.

Dang it! Didn’t mean to ew…

Yeah, I’d definitely split that pizza, keep the edge pieces of steak fries with the skin, and would lay claim on all the carrots, celery, cauliflower and broccoli. You can keep the Starbursts as I hate things that stick to my teeth and cucumbers because I just don’t like those. I’ll also take the brussel sprouts, as long as they’re roasted in garlic. Oh, and I’m keeping the cookie half with the most chips.

Hey T.Cals thanks for not giving a shit but all gay people want is for no one to give a shit if we’re gay. The moment that happens we’ll just blend in with the rest of society just like we want, living in peace without persecution, so again, thanks for not giving a shit.

Um yeah… Milla Jovovich and Jean Dujardin still look ridiculously attractive.

Fuck… This made me tear up. If you read the description in the link and don’t tear up, you might be heartless. I miss my dog. I really hope Speedy gets adopted by a family that will give him all the love he deserves.

Oh sweet baby Jesus, I LOL’d in the office. This was so ridiculous. I wanted to like it because I’m a fan of the violin, but I couldn’t help but laugh though she is quite talented.

She’s also a lesbian, which I love. So she’s definitely not the next Jennifer Aniston. She’s better and doesn’t want her personal life in the public eye

Hmmmmm, I think Kylie Minogue did this better last year during her Aphrodite tour. Greek goddess has been done better.

WTF M.I.A.?!?! SMH.