12 Ways To Know You’re Talking To A Business Major

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1. They're always suggesting the SWOT analysis as a solution to any problem.

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A typical weekend can find them SWOT analyzing whether to go out or stay in — actually pretty effectively. Here's a recent SWOT:

Strengths: Party will be fun

Weaknesses: Party will be tiring

Opportunities: Party might have hot people

Threats: Might do something dumb in front of hot people

2. They can figure out how to split a group-dinner check like no one else.

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You literally just always hand them the check and wait expectantly with your wallet.

3. But they have to stop themselves from talking in business jargon at the table.

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And when you're out with them, you're constantly being like, what are you saying? What's a swim lane? Where ARE we right now?

4. They read ALL the news sources.

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It occasionally makes you feel a little bit bad for getting all your news from Facebook.

5. They can rock Keynote, PowerPoint, and Excel like a boss.

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And even in their sleep (mostly cause they've had PowerPoint-related stress dreams hundreds of times over the years).

6. And sometimes it feels like they're always...presenting.

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7. You've seen them get teary-eyed over a beautiful deck.

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"It's...it's perfect."

8. They're the best networker you know.

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Their hands are basically in a perpetual shake.

9. And for that reason, they're always looking to "perfect" the handshake.

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They have actual debates about how firm is too firm.

10. They also have business cards on them at all times. And they actually hand them out — OFTEN.

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You've actually seen them make a successful professional connection on the SUBWAY.

11. They look for any excuse to work the terms "ROI," "monetize," "due diligence," and "core competency" into daily conversation.

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12. Friends are always asking them to help figure out money problems.

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And they're always happy to oblige — but it ain't cheap.