1. First, the initial conversation..
You’ve felt dead inside for months. Cue a wine-drunk phone call from one of your best friends. She’s planning a girls trip to Las Vegas, where there’s sunshine and happiness. Want to go?
2. And next, you plan…
Before you know it, you’re deleting your search history at work so your boss doesn’t find out that you’ve been on Expedia for 6+ hours every day for two weeks.
3. Soon… realization.
After figuring out scheduling issues, everyone’s travel plans are set and you feel more accomplished than that time you got the flu and lost nine pounds in three days.
6. The day has finally arrived. You head out, get to the airport and spot your friends
7. After several margaritas at the Chili’s Too, it’s time to board your plane.
8. You land and find out shortly after that there are slot machines in the Vegas airport.
9. You and friends find a shuttle and pile into it.
Next stop, Heaven.
13. You’ve been walking around for five minutes and four creepy guys have already stopped you to put you and your friends on “VIP lists.”
14. You check in to your room and head up to get ready for a night on the town.
Get ready = get slutty.