This Will Shatter Your Image Of Tywin Lannister

Spoiler alert: cross-dressing Lord ahead! You can't unsee this.

Lord Tywin Lannister is a total badass, and the richest man in the Seven Kingdoms.

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Like a boss, he has a lot of titles: the head of House Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Warden of the West, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands, and the Hand of the King.

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Dang, Tywin, dems a lot of things!

He's not afraid to tell people EXACTLY what he thinks.

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And manipulate his own children into doing his bidding.

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Like when he told Cersei she'll be marrying Loras Tyrell, even though he's clearly not interested in women, and Cersei is solely interested in her brother.

Plus, he's a total lion.

There's something else about Tywin that you should know, though...

He looks FIERCE AS HELL in stiletto hooker boots.

Here he is as Chancellor of the Exchequer/Deputy Prime Minister David Carlton in Ali G Indahouse.

His hips don't lie!

And I mean... DAT ASS!

Of course, we all know that Lannisters don't act like fools.

No, no, they definitely don't act like fools...

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It's more hookah fierce than anything.