This "Orange Is The New Black" Version Of "Twas The Night Before Christmas" Is Awesome

It almost makes up for the fact that we have to wait for Season 4.

Because the universe is amazing, the cast of Orange Is the New Black made their own version of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" for us to enjoy...

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It starts out somewhat like the original poem...

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Except for that "And all through the prison" bit.

And gets increasingly more Litchfield as the poem progresses...

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Of course, when Santa shows up with a bag of goodies the ladies are pretty intrigued, to say the least.

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And by "intrigued," I mean they beat the shit out of Santa and steal his stash.

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There's all kinds of contraband they steal for Christmas!

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Including a vibrating screwdriver for Boo!

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This video is nothing short of a Litchfield miracle, and totally worth the shots IMO.

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