You guys, the Tooth Fairy is very real and very pissed that you aren’t cleaning your room.
Just check out the letter she left some kid the other night who’s a dollar poorer because of her untidy disposition. Stupid kid.
The parents who wrote this deserve a medal and/or slow golf clap.
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