1. Hey, how are you? OK, more importantly: Look at this hot as fuck picture of Isaac, Taylor, and Zac Hanson all grown up.
And just so we’re all clear, Isaac is 33 now. Taylor is 30. And baby Zac is 28. They grew up REAL NICE.
2. Ummm… hi. Hello.
3. It’s weird, because I’d like to take my pants off now. But that would be weird, right? Right. OK. Pants will stay on.
Definitely didn’t already take them off or anything.
4. NOPE. PANTS JUST FELL OFF. THEY. FELL. RIGHT. OFF.
7. My ovaries just exploded in hearts.
That is the luckiest fucking koala of all time. Not that I’m insanely jealous of it being in Taylor’s arms, or anything…
8. Taylor as Indiana Jones, sandwiched by his hot as fuck bros.
9. Even Zac’s blow out is giving me lady sweats.
10. Alright, let’s just take a deep breath, and calm down…
11. :::DEEP BREATH:::
12. Are they backlit, or is that just a bunch of angel wings shimmering around their hair?
IDK, and I don’t care, TBH.
14. OMG. Ed Sheeran is a ginger, and so am I, and it’s like… now I know what a Hanson sandwich would look like and I’m literally SWEATING.
16. Hi, I don’t know why you’re wearing this weird V-shirt Tay, or why Zac has green leather, or WTF that soul patch is doing, Isaac… I just want it all on my face.
17. YES, please put YOUR FACES on my ONE FACE so that I can finally know what heaven looks like.
18. Are they hotter in black and white? Kind of. I don’t know, I just blacked out.
22. DEAD. I’ve just died from all of the lady sweats.
Thank you, Hanson, for killing me with your MMM hotness.