2. “You don’t need to diet, you look awesome.”
Look, I’m not a total dick. I appreciate the nice thing you just said, but it’s taking every ounce of my willpower to stay on this diet. And literally any piece of negativity hurts my soul. So, thank you, but please fuck off also.
7. “How’s the diet going?”
Can’t you tell? Grrrrrrrrr.
13. “But I made this cake. You can have A LITTLE cake.”
This is just plain evil. You know cake is the gateway drug.
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