1. When he cautioned against mistaking an obese squirrel for a small dog.
2. When he realized that the best way to live forever, is to force people to look at you forever:
3. When Si taught us all how to REALLY spell “respect.”
4. When he reminded us all to slow down and take a nap sometimes.
5. But to definitely NOT stop to smell the roses.
They are dangerous!!!
7. When he proved that no one can outsmart him. No one.
8. When he took this firm stance on turkey sandwiches:
9. When Si admitted that even he is not perfect, and that is OK.
11. Actually, just nap more, in general.
12. When Si put lasers in their rightful place.
13. When he gave Sadie a very important driving lesson.
15. And when he demonstrated the power of the Pussycat Dolls.
16. When he taught us the most important phrase in the French language.
17. When he turned to this saucy pick-up line to win our hearts.
20. When he admitted his one guilty pleasure.
- The man accused in Friday's Planned Parenthood shooting in Colorado made his first court appearance. Charges are expected to be formally filed on Dec. 9. ›
- Cyber Monday 2015 could be the biggest online sales day in history, according to data from Adobe. Shoppers are on track to spend nearly $3 billion 💳📲
- And there's a hilarious new rap meme of Pope Francis, thanks to a photo taken over the weekend of him giving his blessing 🙏🎤 ›