Buzz·Posted on Sep 26, 2013The 21 Wisest Things Si Robertson Has Ever SaidUncle Si may be the smartest man in the Robertson clan. That's a fact, Jack!by Erin La RosaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When he cautioned against mistaking an obese squirrel for a small dog. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. When he realized that the best way to live forever, is to force people to look at you forever: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. When Si taught us all how to REALLY spell "respect." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. When he reminded us all to slow down and take a nap sometimes. 5. But to definitely NOT stop to smell the roses. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. When he showed us how to embrace our inner player. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. When he proved that no one can outsmart him. No one. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. When he took this firm stance on turkey sandwiches: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When Si admitted that even he is not perfect, and that is OK. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. When he showed his support for feather boas. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Actually, just nap more, in general. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. When Si put lasers in their rightful place. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. When he gave Sadie a very important driving lesson. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. When he preached the gospel of TLC. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And when he demonstrated the power of the Pussycat Dolls. 16. When he taught us the most important phrase in the French language. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. When he turned to this saucy pick-up line to win our hearts. 18. When he gave this mannequin the respect she deserves. 19. When he doled out this medical advice. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. When he admitted his one guilty pleasure. 21. And when he basically said that he doesn't care what anyone else thinks.