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The insult that challenges you to be a better person.
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The scientific insult.
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The insult you can say with a smile.
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The insult that comes from real world experience.
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The impossible request insult.
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The insult you pull from a place of truthful experience.
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The needlessly repetitive insult.
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The insult you resort to when nothing else comes to mind.
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The authentic insult.
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The observational insult.
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The insult that's too descriptive to not be true.
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The insult that almost sounds cute.