Remember the greatest film of all time ever, Jurassic Park? Of course you do, you're a human, after all.
And remember how that Clever Girl was dropped off in a crate in the opening scene?
Well, the velociraptor crate from Jurassic Park is now for sale on eBay.
That's right! For just $99,900.10, you can own the actual prop cage that was used in the movie.
Oh, and the cage also comes with a full-size velociraptor prop!
So you can pretend like you're about to get eaten.
Terrify all of your friends...
And yell this while re-enacting your favorite scene from the movie...
Basically, whoever ends up placing the winning bid needs to invite me over.