1. This is Linda and Mallory, two lovely ladies who have very different plans this Valentine’s Day.
One of those plans is a recipe for sad times, while the other is the happiest day ever. Here’s what we can all learn from them…
-Don’t stress about not having plans on Valentine’s day. It’s a pretty ridiculous day.
-Definitely don’t make plans that rely on someone else to be fulfilled.
-Stay at home and make absolutely zero plans the day of.
-Celebrate the holiday in the best way possible and make plans for the following day at your local CVS.
-Bring an enormous bag, because you are going shopping! You’ll need it to carry all of that awesome discounted candy.
-Cackle while eating, and know that you are the real winner this Valentine’s Day.