The 18 Most Questionable Moments From MTV’s “True Life”

True Life: I’m addicted to this awful show.

18. True Life: I’m Addicted to Porn

17. True Life: I’m Getting Unusual Plastic Surgery

Hint: He’s getting his horns removed, folks.

16. True Life: I’m Addicted to Caffeine

This girl had a seizure from drinking close to 40 cups of coffee a day.

15. True Life: I Can’t Control My Pet

14. True Life: I’m a Clubber

13. True Life: I’m Being Sent Away by My Parents

12. True Life: I’m a Textaholic

This woman is driving with no hands! Look ma!

11. True Life: I’m on Steroids

10. True Life: I’m a Gamer

9. Followed by this guy’s “I’m winning the game” face from the same episode.

8. True Life: I Hate My Hair

7. True Life: I Have a Strange Habit* (*eating emory boards)

6. True Life: I’m a Sugar Baby

Sugaring comes at a high price, ladies.

5. True Life: I’m Addicted to Sex

4. True Life: I Want to Be Straight

So, this guy used to be gay, but now he’s committed to not being gay, or so he says…

3. True Life: I Have a Fetish

2. True Life: I Hate My Face

This girl hates her face so much, that she thinks Heidi Montag’s is the epitome of beauty. Think about that.

1. True Life: I’m Addicted to Marijuana