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Whatever the reason, he likes to call everyone a ninja, including his boy, Andy Samberg
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And these other boys, who are dressed as fabulous swashbucklers
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He also doesn't really understand how Follow Friday works and it's kind of cute
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Vanilla is super thoughtful and constantly wants to know "Sup"
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And sometimes he takes pretty artsy photos, like this one of him surrounded by lights and a cardboard cutout of himself
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Ice is also really good about keeping his fans posted on his day-to-day life
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And manages to share amazing snippets of on the fly verses, like this one
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Sometimes he posts these types of photos and it's like looking through a window and seeing how the world will end
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Or a photo like this, which simultaneously channels nostalgia and longing
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Vanilla's tweets are also educational without being preachy
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And are often self-referential
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And did I mention that he loves to take selfies?
Like, really loves to take them
Vanilla Ice, he's just like us!