The 13 Most Confusingly Sexy One Direction Lyrics

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13.

What song it’s from: “What Makes You Beautiful”

Why it’s confusing: Overwhelmed in that, like, you’re turned on by a hair flip? Or maybe you just really love red hair? Is it that you’ve never seen a redhead in real life?

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 4

12.

What song it’s from: “Kiss You”

Why it’s confusing: How are you friends with The Three Little Pigs?

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 5

11.

What song it’s from: “I Would”

Why it’s confusing: What funny guy put this sign on your back? Is he still nearby? Can you give me his digits?

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 5

10.

What song it’s from: “Over Again”

Why it’s confusing: Honestly, I’m just not sure why you’d want or need to wear the same clothes two days in a row. Is this a fetish I haven’t heard of?

Level of confusion: 6

9.

What song it’s from: “I Want”

Why it’s confusing: I think they’re angry that I online shop? But, maybe in a sexy way?

Level of confusion: 7

8.

What song it’s from: “I Would”

Why it’s confusing: Ain’t nobody got time for 27 tattoos.

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 7

7.

What song it’s from: “I Would”

Why it’s confusing: Is there a reason you’re spelling out love? He’d probably say “love” instead of “L-O-V-E” to be honest. So, I guess you guys are right?

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 7

6.

What song it’s from: “Little Things”

Why it’s confusing: I think you just called me perfect, but, like, perfectly fat. :(

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 8

5.

What song it’s from: “Heart Attack”

Why it’s confusing: Can we talk about why looking at me makes you feel so pained? This song is titled “Heart Attack,” so, obviously I’m concerned.

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 9

4.

What song it’s from: “Little Things”

Why it’s confusing: Is this supposed to make me feel pretty? I’m not sure it’s working.

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 9

3.

What song it’s from: “More Than This”

Why it’s confusing: This is just…what are you asking?! What do you want from me?!

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 10

2.

What song it’s from: “Gotta Be You”

Why it’s confusing: OMG what?! What did you do?!

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 10

1.

What song it’s from: “Over Again”

Why it’s confusing: So, wait, you want me to cry? And what are British showers, exactly? Are they different from, say, Aussie showers?

Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 10

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