1. Meet Sygmond The Grey, a truly majestic cat from the northern lands of Legendary Maine.
4. You might think that Sygmond The Grey is constantly in a wind tunnel, but you’d be wrong.
5. Instead, his very presence creates a sonic blast that churns the air in a beautiful swirl around him.
6. Causing each and every moment of his life to be fiercely photogenic.
7. Whether he be gazing onto his kingdom from the quiet of a makeshift window.
12. But those are rare and quickly vanquished with a swift flick of his luscious tail.
14. A cat who makes the gorgeous flowers bloom beneath his paw.
15. A cat for whom the sun shines, even when it’s well into the evening.
16. A cat who dares to grace us all with his regal ubiquity.
18. Hells bells, I’m short of breath from beholding him for this long.
20. My heart has never run so rapidly… Quick! Someone call an ambulance before I…
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