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You start thinking about your first cup of morning coffee before you go to bed the night before.
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You are physically and mentally a different person before that first cup...
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But all it really takes is one sip to remind you that everything is going to be OK.
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For you, coffee is not an option, it's the reason why you get up in the first place.
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With the amount of money you spend on coffee, you could've likely already had a down payment for a nice home instead.
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When you haven't had a cup in a while, the people around you can definitely tell.
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But as soon as you get your next fix, you basically have magical powers and can take over the world.
8.
Your neighborhood barista knows more about you than some of your close friends.
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If someone even mentions the word "coffee," you need another cup.
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Your definition of what one cup looks like is definitely not everyone else's.
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The only reason you don't punch people in the face is because coffee is there to tame you.
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And if anyone else ever makes you wait to get coffee, they're immediately your mortal enemy.
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You've experienced huge physical transformations after drinking coffee that you can explain only as magical.
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And there have been days when you've prayed to the coffee gods to get you through a tough time.
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You know that coffee in any form is beautiful — praise iced — but you have a deep and profound respect for the classic hot cup.
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If there's a situation where there won't be any chance of having coffee, you break into a sweat.
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You've intentionally yawned as a signal to those around you that it's time for a coffee run.
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And you don't see your love of coffee as an addiction, but more as a mutually beneficial relationship.
