1. Why isn’t this bro more freaked out by a giant, talking ping-pong head?
That shit is scary, bro.
2. How old are these girls supposed to be?
Because this looks like a tween slumber party, judging by the polka dots and jammies.
6. Is she pissed because she didn’t get a dick pic, or …?
7. Is this what Jack’s … meat … looks like?
Oh, and here’s the sexting in full, for your Jack in the Box pleasure:
- Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders clashed on immigration, Obama, and Kissinger (!) in Thursday's Democratic debate. Here's a recap 🇺🇸
- World leaders have agreed to a "cessation of hostilities" in Syria, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry said.
- NYPD Officer Peter Liang was found guilty of manslaughter in the 2014 shooting of Akai Gurley, an unarmed black man.