1. Why isn’t this bro more freaked out by a giant, talking ping-pong head?
That shit is scary, bro.
2. How old are these girls supposed to be?
Because this looks like a tween slumber party, judging by the polka dots and jammies.
6. Is she pissed because she didn’t get a dick pic, or …?
7. Is this what Jack’s … meat … looks like?
8. Does this girl have hearts on her nails?! Because that shit is too cute!
Girl, where did you get those nails done?!
9. And does anyone want to go get one of these with me?
Because onion rings on a burger sounds pretty great, IRL.