1. Anyone who used any of these stunning pickup lines.
3. The guy who will tie dumbbells to his balls AND use Ellen’s queef to win your love.
4. The guy who’s probably masturbating outside your window right now.
5. The guy whose Game of Thrones pickup line ACTUALLY worked.
9. The guy who took a selfie with some urinals.
11. The guy with an average sized dick, give or take a few inches.
13. The guy who just wants to show you what’s in the back of his van.
16. The man whose profile photo basically says it all.
18. The guy who still owns CDs, and also stores them on his nips.
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