Buzz·Posted on Sep 9, 201429 Most Important Questions All Emojis Need To Answer Right NowDear Apple, please fix these before I buy the new iPhone.by Erin La RosaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Alex Alvarez @soalexgoes Why isn't there a sloth emoji. 05:20 AM - 04 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Ashley James @ashleyljames Why can't blondes and brunettes be friends in emoji world? / 01:30 PM - 22 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Annie Stamell @stamos ummm why is there no hot dog emoji? 05:25 PM - 28 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. iComedic @iComedic Why don't they have this emoji? 11:03 PM - 26 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai why isn't :/ an official gchat emoji it's the only thing that expresses my true emotions 09:02 PM - 25 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Tesco @Tesco WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR CHEESE?! 10:59 AM - 22 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. kaylamomo @kaylamomo Why is there a cool guy emoji and not a cool girl emoji RIDDLE ME THAT APPLE 06:41 AM - 22 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Rachel Syme @rachsyme why is there no tampon emoji; I think many womyn could use an adorable cartoon shorthand to explain why they were a nightmare just now 01:37 AM - 28 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Genesis Mizer @GenesisMizer I have a cat named Peanut ...(Why is there not a peanut emoji) @MoenicaG @jxsmai 12:39 AM - 22 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. anal girl @benadryI why are there tons of sushi emojis but not ONE taco emoji wth 07:57 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Kendall @__kendallj Why isn't there an eye roll emoji? I'd use it every day 07:11 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Isabella Scarantino @bella_rose14 Okay WHY IS THERE NO SHARK EMOJI!!! This is a matter of life and death here 07:11 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. rach @imRachelBrown Why haven't they made a giraffe emoji yet 07:04 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. SEVEN DAYS!!!!!!! @zvrrylovato why don't they have an emoji with a fro 08:17 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Lisa Leoni @lisaleinii Why isn't there a marshmallow emoji :( 06:54 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𦘚manda♡ @AmandaRising why isn't there a david bowie emoji 06:47 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. ÿÿÿÿ @wolfygun question of the day: why is there not a dinosaur emoji bc i could really use that 05:26 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. charlie barker @charlieburker The question is why is ther not an emoji 4 the most frequent emotion.... .... Hunger ??? 08:53 PM - 04 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. James Lohan @james_lohan Why is there no avocado emoji? 05:09 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sass Factory ™ @AyoitsRach The real question is why isn't there a bacon emoji..? 06:35 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. trapunzel @KneesMcGee Why isnt there an owl emoji 05:08 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Matt Johnson @Mattjohnsons Why isn't there a black person emoji? And other skin colours for that matter. 03:27 PM - 24 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Samantha Kane @SamanthaKane212 Why isn't there a #shade emoji? #sidewayseyes #needthisinmylife 08:59 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. tommy.jpg @theslothfish WHY IS THERE NO BAT EMOJI. 09:12 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Amy @PetalSugg Why isn't there a puking emoji because I feel like there should be one 09:13 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Racially Prolific @D_RoseOut Kanye Emoji?! why I hear another YES #YAAASSSSSS 01:40 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Jodi Cork-Dove @jodi1309 birthday celebrations have begun already (why is there no champagne emoji) 09:24 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Danielle @prncssofpups Why the heck is there not a burrito emoji this day and age 09:28 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite And finally, the most important of them all: 29. Carrie Gochnauer @cgochnauer26 Why is the poop emoji so cute? 05:06 PM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF