1. Sometimes getting your point across will cost you an arm and a leg.
2. But you probably should stop talking about that fake leg so fucking much.
3. Sometimes you don't need words to say what you're thinking.
4. Remember that inspiration can come from unlikely places.
5. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
6. Just remember that every cloud has a silver lining.
7. You don't have to work so hard, just pay someone else to do it for you!
8. Money actually CAN buy you happiness.
9. Honesty really can be the best policy.
10. Ask, and you shall receive.
11. Instead of focusing on the negative, try to remember the positives.
12. Set goals for yourself, and follow those dreams!
13. Never forget that safety pays in a million ways.
14. Don't be afraid to ask for help!
15. You've only got one body, so make sure to take care of it.
16. Sometimes it's best to quit while you're ahead.
17. And don't rely on other people to blaze a path, be the change you want to see in the world.
18. Take everyone else's judgement with a grain of salt.
19. And this.
