1.
When the toilet paper runs out, replace it.
2.
Chew with your mouth closed, so people don't think you're a disgusting monster.
3.
Knock before opening a closed door.
4.
No one wants to see your pee-water, child, so put the toilet seat down.
5.
This is gross, cover your dang mouth.
6.
Clean up after yourself, so you'll never have to suffer through passive aggressive notes from people who hate you.
7.
When someone is nice, make sure to say "thank you" in return.
8.
If you're feeling sick, stay home instead of being a disease-carrying monkey.
9.
If someone asks how you're doing, it's not an invitation for a therapy session.
10.
Don't interrupt other people's conversations.
Seriously, at least wait for them to finish a sentence.
NO ONE ASKED YOU TO JOIN THIS CONVERSATION, JUST STOP!
11.
Be nice, and hold the door open for someone else when you can.
12.
Say "excuse me" if you accidentally knock into someone.
13.
Put the cell phone away at dinner time.
14.
When you're out in public, don't throw a tantrum, like a little bitch.
15.
If someone's talking to you and you're bored, don't show it.
16.
Wait to eat until everyone has been served their food.
17.
If someone cooks for you, then help by cleaning the dishes.
18.
If someone invites you to a party where they'll be feeding your ass, then bring a little something in return.
Because if you are rude and exhibit any of these behaviors, this is what people will think of you.
