Irrefutable Proof That Justin Timberlake And Guy Fieri Are The Same Person

This conspiracy theory just got a double dose of frosted tips!

This is famous singer, and occasional actor, Justin Timberlake.

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But some of you may know him best as the man who ruined your life with "Suit & Tie".

While this man is restauranteur, chef, and Food Network personality, Guy Fieri.

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He's usually known for making you fatter with shows like Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

Two celebs who couldn't be more different.

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Because while one is a suave gentleman, the other is a fat, greasy man-baby.

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So very, very greasy.

Until you realize that they've both rocked the chin beard with sheer shades look.

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Hmmm...

And proved that blonds look better in black and yellow.

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It's just a fact, folks.

Both men give their toes breathing room with a sensible flip-flop.

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So does JC Chasez, for that matter.

And both love flaunting their arm tattoos with a tasteful sleeveless shirt.

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Frosted tips? Please, they know all about those!

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LOL.

When it comes to travel, their preferred method is via golf cart.

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And when it comes to accessories, it's a black fedora all the way.

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Know what's underneath that fedora? (Hint: It's frosty!)

Their faces have inspired super creepy cakes.

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They've both opened restaurants in New York City!

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Those eateries have later, in one way or another, been a bit of a disappointment.

And they both employ fiery flames as a symbol of the heat they bring to their respective careers.

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Each has their own action figure.

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Complete with frosted tips.

And both share the same birth month...

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Guy's bday is January 22, while J.Timb danced out of the womb on the 31st.

Oddly enough, they also have a "thing" for ketchup.

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FYI: That's Justin, and his man thong, in The Love Guru. You'll never look at your condiments the same way again.

Guy has his own line of ready-to-microwave pizzas...

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Which is convenient, seeing as we all know how Justin feels about pizza.

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OMG, hold up: Are Justin Timberlake and Guy Fieri the same person leading a double life in order to conquer the food, music, TV and film world?!

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(!!!)

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