6. And then have Janeane Garofalo marry you and your new lover.
8. But know that they won’t live up to those. At. All.
11. And swimming buddies.
15. Taking off your shirt should help with that.
19. Pull out the jazz hands whenever possible.
20. Go into town, even if it’s just for an hour.
21. Trash a Nurse’s office
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