The Recipe Book From "Hannibal" Is For Sale And It's Horrifying

    "Steak & Kidney Pie," anyone?

    If you're a Hannibal fan, then you're probably still reeling from the series finale. (Same, and RIP the best show ever.)

    But luckily, there's something to dry those tears: An auction of all the amazing props from the show. Like this recipe box with ACTUAL recipes that Hannibal used.

    The Prop Store, which specializes in film and TV props, is currently auctioning off a massive amount of pieces used throughout all three seasons of Hannibal.

    And this box, with actual recipes, just happens to be one of the amazing gems you can bid on.

    "Peppercorn Mutton"

    "Steak & Kidney Pie" 😁

    And "Veal Piccata," because naturally.

    You can make your dinner complete by getting a Hannibal worn-and-approved suit to wear...

    See?

    And it's even monogrammed with "HL" on the interior.

    Top that off with Hannibal's very own cooking apron, currently going for $350.

    And don't forget to buy a bloody cutting board to, ya know, cut things...

    Or, as it was most importantly used in Hannibal, to prevent the cutting of things...

    Anyone else feeling famished here, or just me?