Breaking news:
It's been confirmed that a young cat has entered the ring with a bold adversary named DVD player. What's unclear at this hour is exactly what the DVD player said and/or did to provoke the cat's rage. But, based off of the smackdown we're seeing, it must have been pretty epic.
Update:
It's cat for the adorable win! The cat has emerged victorious! A round of applause for our new champion over the DVD player!