Celebs Demonstrate The Many And Varied Uses For Baguettes

Thanks to a new Tumblr called Baguette-me-nots, you’ll know exactly what to do with that loaf. It’s a little weird, not gonna lie.

1. Kristin Chenoweth shows us how to brush your teeth with a baguette.

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2. Or you can sell them on Hollywood Boulevard, like Will Hines.

I’ve got the goods, so long as you’re not a cop…

Aside from being sketchy, you may know him best as the Fat Professor in the Very Mary-Kate series.

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3. Wolverine* will kill you with his baguette claws.

*UCB performer Paul Welsh

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4. Baby, you haven’t lived till you experience a deluxe baguette car wash!

You may know Andrea Rosen from the Stella TV series.

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5. Jillian Bell was just crowned Miss Baguette 2013!

She’s previously been in Bridesmaids, Workaholics, and Partners.

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6. Eugene Cordero and his real-life wife, Tricia McAlpin, just re-tied the knot with a baguette chariot!

They’re both UCB performers, actors, writers, and pretty adorable in general.

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7. George Takei makes sure to buckle his baguette before takeoff.

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8. Marcia Gay Harden uses baguettes as surrogate babies.

It’s kind of sad, actually. :(

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9. Elaine Carroll takes her spa day with a hot baguette massage.

I’d expect nothing less from the creator and star of Very Mary-Kate.

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10. SNL gal Kate McKinnon plays her cello with the help of a baguette bow.

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11. And Ellie Kemper’s adding a little carb action to her smoothie.

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12. Need more baguette in your life?

Go to the store, buy a baguette or your own, and check out the Tumblr.

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