1. The plate that has something to say about your face.
3. The plate from someone who really just wants some peace and quiet, PLS.
5. The plate whose owner is probably cold and shivering somewhere.
6. The plate with a pretty great sense of humor.
7. The plate that a lot of creditors would like to get in touch with.
8. The plate that probably has some whips in the trunk.
9. The plate from a vampire who just happens to be at a blood drive … Convenient!
14. The plate from someone who has never spit.
15. The plate from someone who really only has one thing to say to you.
16. The plate that wants to know if you can pay for dinner this time?
17. The plate that’s watching you ALL THE TIME.
18. This plate that’s probably a little tipsy right now.
21. The plate that doesn’t need to explain their life choices to anyone!
Double exclamation point!!