2. Real job attire: Whatever the hell you can find that doesn’t smell like mud.
3. When your boss IMs and asks you to do something as an intern: OMG, yes, anything you want! I’ll do it right now!
4. When your boss IMs and asks you to do something at a real job: LOL, ZERO FUCKS.
6. Real job responsibilities: everything you can’t trust an intern to do.
7. Office parties as an intern: You’re too nervous to drink.
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12. Leaving on Friday at a real job:
13. Internship: feeling a little miffed about having to get the boss coffee.
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