A blanket-dress for only $14.99? Sign me up! Seriously, though, your arms are finally free to live and be warm at the same time.
(Demon dog in the background is sold separately.)
2. The PedEgg
Feet are truly terrifying monsters, especially when they aren’t covered by shoes. Luckily, there’s the PedEgg, which is basically a cheese grater for your calluses. It will shave off the dead skin, and leave you with lovely feet. Did I mention it’s only $9.99?
3. The Magic Bullet
This one’s gonna cost you a little more than the typical As Seen on TV product at $49.96, but it’s easy to clean and comes with a bunch of extras.
4. Ahh Bra
For those who have, ah hem, sizable assets, the Ahh Bra is pretty spectacular. It uses a spandex material to lift, and comes without the hassle of bra straps or clasps. There’s no adjusting, it’s machine washable, and fits like a more comfortable sports bra.
5. The Pasta Boat
People with absolutely no culinary skills will reap the benefits of this kitchen gadget. Much like cooking macaroni and cheese in the microwave, the Pasta Boat lets you add in pasta, fill it with water, and then easily strain it.
6. The Finishing Touch
7. Whoa Buddy! Bowl
Some dogs just can’t get enough of life, and so they chow down on their food like it’s going out of style. To prevent your dog from barfing up their meal, the Whoa Buddy! Bowl forces them to slow down and work around their food obstacles.
You’ll hear people talk about P90X all the time, because it takes over their lives. (But in a good way, kinda.) This might look a little pricey, at three payments of $39.95 a month, but that’s about what you’d pay for a nice gym membership, right? Plus, after those payments you can keep all the DVD’s.
9. Twin Draft Guard
With winter coming up, the Twin Draft Guard is kind of the best. It’s easy to install, and blocks out any draft that might filter in through your doors. Stay warm this winter, friends!
On the opposite end of the temperature spectrum, when summer hits the Chillow is your BFF. It’s a cooling pack that tucks inside your pillow, and feels soft because it has memory foam. There are no batteries or electricity required, and once it’s activated it will keep you cool all night.
11. Pajama Jeans
For those of us who hate pants, wearing something that at least feels like a soft pajama is a much better option. And the fact that these pajamas resemble the more socially acceptable jean counterpart means that you get the last laugh when you go out to da clubs, or the mailbox, or wherever.
12. Hercules Hook
Full disclosure: the Hercules Hook is misleading, it claims to be able to hold 150 pounds, when in reality it’s better suited for 20 pounds. But for $9.95, you get 20 hooks that work well on drywall and plaster.
13. Ronco Showtime Standard Rotisserie
“Just set it and forget it!” As in, you can put in a 15 pound turkey, leave it for three hours, and come back to happiness on a plate.
14. Mighty Putty
The reviews on this can be somewhat mixed, with some reporting GREAT SUCCESS while others are a little less thrilled. But overall the results are positive, and Billy Mays approved. Plus for a 6-pack at $19.95, it’s not a bad deal.
15. Windshield Wonder
There’s a reason most people don’t clean their windshields, and that’s because it’s hard to reach across the dash. (Or, at least, I’m far too lazy to.) But the windshield wonder comes with attachments, and microfiber cloths that you can wash and reuse. Plus, it fits in your glovebox and only runs $9.95 a pop.
16. Pocket Hose
Oh, Pocket Hose. Such an unfortunate name, but such a wonderful product. For $12.99 you get this hose that coils up so it doesn’t take up so much space when you’re not using it. Pretty nifty, eh?
17. Magic Mesh
Mosquitoes are coming for us all. THEY WANT OUR BLOOD. But they can’t have it, at least not when there’s a Magic Mesh screen to fend them off.