1. If you can, start practicing at an offensively young age.
2. But if you’re starting later in life, fill a baby bottle with beer to help you catch up with the toddler group.
4. Try lapping at a comically large bottle of wine.
6. When you’re ready for the real beer bottle deal, bring a friend for moral support.
9. Eventually, solo beer licking glory will be yours for the taking!
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