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36 Photos Of Norman Reedus That Will Give You A Zombie Boner

In honor of his 45th birthday, and his amazing everything.

1. About to get his face licked by Greg Nicotero.

2. Eating bacon with Hershel, and enjoying a nice little selfie.

3. Question: Do you ever turn that camera on yourself and, if so, could you take off your shirt and then send me copies?

4. Another question: Did you finish all of that wine? If not, I can get an eye dropper and slowly feed the rest to you, like a baby bird.

5. Hi. Umm... I don't have any questions, because I'm literally about to drop dead...

6. URMPH. FLEXING HIS ARM WHILE PETTING A DOG.

7. Oh, wait, here's a question: Where did you come from, angel baby?

8. Were you sent down to earth from Mars to teach the people here how to live a more fulfilled life?

9. Will you read my script? It's called, "We should be together, even when you're sleeping and it doesn't make sense."

10. Wearing a bow tie like a boss.

11. Wearing nothing at all.

12. Does your entire body just hang off of those cheekbones?

13. One more question: Can you put me in that laundry basket and push me around?

14. About to faint under the weight of his own beauty.

15. Trying hard not to cut himself on his cheekbones.

16. Standing in a black jean jacket with his hands in his pockets and just staring into your very soul.

17. Making David Hasselhoff, the king of drunk burgers, freak the eff out.

18. Another: How is it physically possible for you to feel cold, when you're so very, very hot?

19. And what do I have to do to be this motorcycle?

20. Killing a clown with a microphone.

21. ERMPH... AM I DYING?!

22. Biting his own lip, because WHY WOULDN'T HE.

23. Norman, when you touch other people, do they usually faint?

24. Sticking out his tongue.

25. Falling asleep on a plane with his black cat in his lap.

26. Has a suit ever thanked you for wearing it, and thus making it 100% better?

27. Did Andrew Lincoln try to copy your look? If so, you still win.

28. Is Laurie freaking out because she gets to breathe the same air as you?!

29. Can you and Steven Yeun do a spin-off series in which there are no more clothes to be had in the zombie apocalypse?

30. And what does it feel like to have a beard that looks like happiness?

31. Holding a kitten like a fucking badass.

32. Flexing his forearm, poking his tongue out, and taking a selfie.

33. Wearing a pink fluffy robe with Shaun White.

34. Showing us his long. long. long. tongue.

35. DEAD. I'M DEAD. LIP BITING. WHY DID YOU KILL ME?! BUT THANK YOU.

36. Giving us the middle finger.