1.
Oven mitts and matching cookies.
5.
House Lannister cupcakes.
6.
Actually, just cakes in general.
7.
Double entendre baby bibs.
8.
THIS EPIC MILLENIUM FALCON PLAY THINGY!
9.
Tweeting about owning jerk faces.
11.
Pez dispensers that double as a USB.
16.
Wearing hairy slippers and giving zero effs.
18.
Carving pumpkins into masterpieces.
19.
Taking out the trash.
24.
Keeping solicitors away.