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The "Shocked You're Still Alive" face
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Or the "Hold Up While I Try And Stomach You" look
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The "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
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The "OMG, You Got So Fat Since High School"
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"Like, Seriously, Not Impressed"
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The "Why Do You Think It's OK To Stand Next To Me?!" face
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How about the, "I'd Rather Be Trapped Inside A Porta-Potty That's Rolling Downhill"
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"Get Gone, Devil Bitch!"
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"Blinking Is Better Than Looking At You"
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"Get Out Of My Eye-line"
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Try the, "You're So Dumb, You Probably Don't Understand That I'm Openly Mocking You"
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Or take the high road with a "I'm Not Even Sure I Remember Who You Are" approach
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"Taste My Weave, Bitch"
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"Good Luck With Being a Dick"
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The "Look At Me Now!"
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"You're Going to Die Alone!"