7. The man who tried to conquer bubblegum and got a karmic splat of reality.
8. The complete idiot who didn’t get run over by a car, but got a healthy punch in the face.
11. The woman who should know better than to call her ex-boyfriend “lazy.”
14. The dog owner who’s never going to mess with his pooch again.
15. The thief who will never stop regretting his life choices.
Deputy Editorial Director, Cat Wrangler