7. The man who tried to conquer bubblegum and got a karmic splat of reality.
8. The complete idiot who didn’t get run over by a car, but got a healthy punch in the face.
11. The woman who should know better than to call her ex-boyfriend “lazy.”
14. The dog owner who’s never going to mess with his pooch again.
15. The thief who will never stop regretting his life choices.
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