1.
Beards are everything. They're just everything.
2.
And it's impossible to resist the charm of Willie's hair.
4.
Like, the weirdest, pretty much.
5.
But in a really fun way that actually makes him awesome.
6.
Plus, he knows how to work hard and play hard.
7.
And by "play hard," I mean nap.
8.
Family comes first, but camo is a close second.
9.
Miss Kay is the queen of the kitchen... and the house.
10.
Because whatever Miss Kay wants, Miss Kay gets.
11.
But Phil is the king of shampoo.
13.
Your wife is always right, so it's best not to fight it.
14.
The more fabric the better!
15.
The best way to get over a breakup is to go hunting.
16.
Simple is better, especially when it comes to coffee.
17.
If Willie ever says anything, do exactly the opposite.
18.
Remember what's important when living off the land.
19.
When in doubt, just add more violence.
20.
And there's no such thing as TMI.
