19 Absurd Zombie Books We Should All Read

Step aside, Zombie Survival Guide, these books may have you beat.

1. The zombie book that makes Jesus a badass with a baseball bat.

Take that, God’s undead creatures!

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2. The zombie book that will make you question everything.

You’ll never look at mom the same way again.

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3. The zombie book that kind of makes you want a zombie pet, because it’s kind of cute, actually.

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4. The zombie book that makes Quentin Tarantino look like a pussy.

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5. The zombie book that’s confusingly sexy (maybe?).

Undead lady bits…?

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6. The zombie book that’s making Shakespeare roll over in his grave with envy.

To feed, or not to feed: that is the question.

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7. The zombie book that likely starts with “Once upon a time, a beautiful princess locked in a tower tried to escape so she could eat your brains out.”

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8. The book filled with the type of zombies everyone can agree need to be destroyed.

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9. The zombie book that will make you a chiller person, even though zombies seem pretty stressed about finding flesh.

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10. The zombie book that makes complete sense.

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11. Do zombie captains exist? The answer is in this book, along with recipes for mai tais.

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12. Hint: Start moaning.

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13. The zombie book that people who hate clowns will love.

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14. The title says it all, really.

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15. The zombie book you’ll want to read to your children’s children’s children.

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16. The new zombie holiday classic that everyone can sing along with!

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17. The zombie books that are perfect for bathroom reading.

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18. The zombie book that turns a classic tale into something you might want to actually read.

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19. The zombie book that will enrage PETA.

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