17 Awful Date Night Ideas That Will Make Your Partner Breakup With You

Warning: Only try these if your goal is to be alone for the rest of your life!

1. Sneaking off to the watering hole for a little skinny dipping, in alligator infested waters.

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2. A movie night that involves a Groupon you got for a Katherine Heigl film.

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3. Having a peanut butter and crack sandwich for dinner, made by a crackhead.

Unless the crack head is actually Dave Chappelle, in which case that might be the best date ever.

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4. A couple of hours spent power washing each other’s houses.

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5. Setting up a night where you both babysit for someone else’s kids, while that couple goes off for their own special evening.

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6. Going to the free clinic to get some flu shots.

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7. A fun trip to Jiffy Lube for a tire rotation and oil change.

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8. Unless you’re Harold and Maude, a date night at a funeral parlor.

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9. A trip to Furry-Con, where you forget to bring your anthropomorphic animal costumes.

Fur-con is a real convention that happens, folks.

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10. A couple’s visit to the dentist for a root canal.

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11. A “Two and a Half Men” marathon of only Ashton Kutcher’s episodes.

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12. An adventure to the Laundry Depot so you can make your whites whiter.

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13. A surprise visit to the local animal shelter, not to adopt but just to “look.”

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14. An impromptu shaving party, where you lather each other up and take turns.

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15. A shopping spree at the Crocs store.

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16. Tickets to a seminar hosted by Mystery, The Pickup Artist.

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17. And having a fitness-focused night by running laps around the local prison yard.

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