14 Post-Coital Movie Posters You Can’t Unsee

Warning: Awkward cuddling ahead.

1. Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin…BONED.

Proof’s in the poster, folks.

Source: hans-zimmer.com

2. So did Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner.

Along with all those random, grabby hands in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

Source: filmofilia.com

3. This monkey thought he saw a banana in the guy’s pocket, but it wasn’t… :(

Makes rounding third base pretty awkward.

Source: images.moviepostershop.com

4. Meanwhile, Dane Cook looks like a moron.

True to form.

Source: thecinemagirl.com

5. These guys just wanted a happy Hump Day.

And who doesn’t, really?

Source: ecx.images-amazon.com

6. In this movie, Goldie Hawn only feels frisky when Chevy Chase hides under her bed.

And a pet shop blooms around her pillows, apparently.

Source: movieposter.com

7. Shit just got real for Anne and Jake.

Source: images4.fanpop.com

8. And Roger Moore thinks age ain’t nothing but a number.

Incidentally, this was the prequel to a little TV show called Cougar Town.

Source: cinema.theiapolis.com

9. Ugh.

Greatttttt.

Source: beirutnightlife.com

10. Like mother, like daughter.

You really can’t unsee this one, folks.

Source: chinesemov.com

11. The sexiest threesome we’ve ever seen.

Source: images.moviepostershop.com

12. Followed by the creepiest Guantanamo Bay fetish we’ve ever seen.

Source: tribute.ca

13. That awkward moment when you turn the lights on and see…

Source: impawards.com

14. And Robert Pattinson’s totally sexy, not at all horrifying face in “How To Be.”

Source: images.teamsugar.com

Nothing scary about it at all.

You will never unsee this! Never!

Source: images.hitfix.com