13 Celeb Couples We’d Like To See Reunite To Make A Sex Tape

I’m a pervert.

1. Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears

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When they split: 2002
Current relationship status: Timberlake is now married to tall-glass-of-boring Jessica Biel. While Brit Brit’s on the prowl for hubby number three!
Potential Porn Title: The Nude Mickey Mouse Club

2. Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon

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When they split: 2006
Current relationship status: Reese got remarried to her agent, Jim Toth, in 2011, and Ryan is single and ready to mingleeeee. (Call me!)
Potential Porn Title: Cruel Sintentions

3. Blake Lively and Penn Badgley

When they split: 2010
Current relationship status: Ryan Reynolds put a ring on Lively, while Penn is living with Zoe Kravitz.
Potential Porn Title: XOBangMe, Gossip Girl

4. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds

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When they split: 2011
Current relationship status: Scarlett’s a single lady. See above for the dirt on Ry-Ry.
Potential Porn Title: Girl with a Pearl Necklace

5. J.Lo and Ben Affleck

When they split: 2004
Current relationship status: Ben married Jennifer Garner in 2005, and J.Lo is cougaring out with her backup dancer, Casper Smart.
Potential Porn Title: I’m Still Jenny from the Cock

6. Rihanna and Drake

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When they split: They were reportedly dating in 2011, but no official word on when exactly they split.
Current relationship status: Ri-Ri is a hot mess, and Drake is avail.
Potential Porn Title: Oh Na Na, Yell Out My Name

7. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

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When they split: 2010
Current relationship status: V.Hud is currently making out with actor Austin Butler. While Zac is super tired, because he’s been running through my mind allll day.
Potential Porn Title: High School Sluts

8. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

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When they split: 2005
Current relationship status: Pitt has a million babies with Angelina Jolie, and Aniston is engaged, or whatever, to Justin Theroux.
Potential Porn Title: Brad Finds a New Pitt

9. Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder

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When they split: 2013
Current relationship status: These vampires are both single, y’all.
Potential Porn Title: Asspire Diaries

10. Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana

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When they split: 2013
Current relationship status: Single and probably both too beautiful to ever find the right one.
Potential Porn Title: Silver Linings Woodbook

11. Katy Perry and Russell Brand

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When they split: 2012
Current relationship status: Brand is living up the single life, while Katy’s been kinda dating John Mayer. :(
Potential Porn Title: Teenage Wet Dream

12. Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling

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When they split: They mostly dated from 2005 to 2007, but they also briefly reunited in 2008.
Current relationship status: Gosling’s been swept away by Eva Mendes, while Rachel is all sorts of single.
Potential Porn Title: The Humpbook

13. Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult

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When they split: 2013
Current relationship status: J.Law’s currently dating her Academy Award for Best Actress, and Hoult is probably too busy kicking himself to date anyone.
Potential Porn Title: The Boner Games

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