1. The "this is what your love makes me do" Valentine
2. The "room for improvement" Valentine
3. The anatomically correct Valentine
4. The "I keep you around to serve my basic human needs" Valentine
5. The hidden meaning Valentine
6. The worried Valentine
7. The Dexter-approved Valentine
8. The future feminist's Valentine
9. The "age is a very real number and matters quite a bit" Valentine
10. The Valentine's card that's adorable on the front
But depicts your murder on the back
