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1. "Pumpkins make me feel balanced."
2. "I will become the pumpkin."
3. "One is for pie. One is just to have."
4. "I want this one please."
5. "Which one is the real me??"
6. "This is our new brother. We shall name him Randall."
7. "Don't worry, pumpkin. I'll protect you."
8. "This pumpkin and I have a Sam-and-Diane relationship."
9. "I LOVE ALL MY PUMPKINS. THEY'RE SO PRETTY!"
10. "Shh! He's a real pumpkin and I love him."
11. "You're my best friend, pumpkin."
12. "They said I could be anything, so I was a pumpkin!"
13. "You're cute enough to eat!"
14. "I love pumpkins, but I'm starting to feel overwhelmed..."
15. "This is a real pumpkin, right? Right?"
16. "I'm in my happy place. My happy place is full of pumpkins."
17. "Look, I made a friend!"
18. "He wants to go on the walk with us, Mom."
19. "Let's cuddle, pumpkin...oh wait, is that another pumpkin? Does he want in?"
20. "But they're all such great pumpkins! How do I pick just one?"
21. "I won't let them make you into a pie."
22. "Oh...I thought we were eating this."
23. "I love everything that's happening right now!!!!"
24. "YESSS. AN ABUNDANCE OF RICHES."
25. "Shhh...I'm a real pumpkin."
26. "I hang with the cool crowd."
27. "B-b-bad to the bone."
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