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1. Tina is an amazing conversationalist.
2. Louise will help set the tone for the whole party.
3. Gene is totally psyched for any party theme.
4. Linda appreciates your cooking.
5. Bob brings the good drugs.
6. Linda is the life of the whole party.
7. Tina will show up looking stylin'.
8. Gene will totally appreciate your taste in music.
9. Louise will help you to finally make out with your crush.
10. Bob and Linda will be delighted to listen to all of your stories.
11. Linda was ready to play Truth or Dare, like, yesterday.
12. Louise will smack the sober back into guests who have over-imbibed.
13. Gene will lead the group in a jam session/singalong.
14. Linda loves everybody's outfits.
15. Tina will have something in common with all the guests.
16. Louise will talk shit with you about that girl you don't like in line for the bathroom.
17. Linda might start a bar fight.
18. Tina is the best at the part where everyone is really drunk and having philosophical conversations.
19. When the party is winding down, Linda will make sure nobody gets a hangover.
20. The Belchers will make sure everybody uses a designated driver.
21. But before they leave, they will kick it on the dance floor.
22. And most importantly, they might bring Marshmallow.
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