18 Awesome TV Ladies To Invite To Your Fight Club

These girls can throw down, but they'd also be fun to get a beer with or destroy a piece of corporate art with after.

1. Tina "Death Groan" Belcher

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This dreamy tween has a dark competitive side. She's got a whole list of fight threats in her Erotic Friend Fiction notebook.

2. Cristina "Heart-Stopper" Yang

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Cristina will slice open your chest with a scalpel, and then she'll sew it back together.

3. Christi "Dance Maul" Lukasiak

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If Maddie gets another solo, Christi is taking it out on your kneecaps.

4. Abbi "Amazon" Abrams

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She scrubs all day day at a gym she hates, so she's got strong arms and inner rage.

5. Ilana "Chronic" Wexler

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Heck, make it the whole team. Ilana's fighting style of choice is capoeira, to incorporate her strong dancing muscles.

6. Pam "Coke Monster" Poovey

FX

Pam paid for college fighting in an underground fighting ring. She's ready to kill for fun. And by her side -

7. Carol/Cheryl "Whordiot" Tunt

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- her wild card workplace bestie, Carol/Cheryl. You'll hit her and she'll like it.

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If they don't already scare you, they should.

8. Tyra "Deaditorial" Banks

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She went off the deep end years ago. "Booth Tooch" is the term for when she slams your face to the ground with her butt.

9. Sally "Shut Out" Draper

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Sally's numb to your pain. She'll cut you with her words, or with a knife from her Go-go boot.

10. Olivia "Slam-dal" Pope

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She'll handle you so fast your blood won't touch her pristine white coat.

11. Arya "Needle" Stark.

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She's made a list, and she's checking it twice. And if you're unlucky enough to be on it she will stab you in the neck.

12. Jessica "Walloper" Williams

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She's not afraid to touch tough topics like gender and race. She's also not afraid to touch her fist to your face.

13. Lady Mary "Cutthroat" Crawley

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She'd already dragged one dead body out of her bedroom. She might as well add yours to the pile.

14. Claire "Undertaker" Underwood

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She'll watch you wither and die on the ground if that's what's required.

15. Donna "Live Tweet Beatdown" Meagle

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She'll treat herself to choking you out.

16. Spencer "Slugger" Hastings

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She'll make you into a Pretty Little Crier.

17. Galina "Red" Reznikov

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She's got a great secret shed to hide your body in.

18. Shoshanna "Skull-Crusher" Shapiro

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She's moving to the front of her kick-boxing class, and you'll be at the end of her foot.

Oh no, did I forget to invite somebody? We can battle it out in the parking lot afterward if you let me know in the comments.